The Slug!

After a superb night at The Princeton; Juliet and I decided to take our nightly swim. We jumped in the pool with Coors Light bottles in hand and recapped the weekend and the bachelor party antics we were a part of.  After a beautiful rendition of “I Want It That Way” we took a look at the water.  It was fate, we met a turtle! We drunkenly played with the turtle until we realized he had had enough of us and against our own intuitions we released him into the wild.  As the excitement faded, Juliet found something new to play with -a disgusting alien of a slug who must have been born in the pool because the instant he was out of the pool went into shock and died.  The slug will remain in his death spot, right outside of the pool to remind Juliet and I of how good life is ( until the sun shrivels him up of course).  As I see it… the slug has it way worse than me. Oh yeah, the slug reminds me of the movie The Faculty – anyone know what I’m talking about? -Kelli

Matthew Broderick in Election…

Good Morning New Jersey!  Spent the morning at The Avalon Medical Center… I’m a frequent visitor. Sorry to say that I look like Matthew Broderick in Election when he got stung by a bee on his eyelid. Allergic reaction…. ? To what? The Jersey Shore? -Kelli

We went out last night…

We used Bananagrams as a drinking game to pregame the bar last night, pretty successful. My winning board looked like this… -Kelli

Optimus Prime

 

It’s hazy weather, somewhat reminiscent of the grey skies of Syracuse, here in Avalon. Considering this prevents pool-side as being the ideal locale for our day, Kelli and I have been redirected to our computers and entertainment via movies for the day.

Avalon proves to be a friendly place. Being from Massachusetts, I must mention that this is my first encounter with the likes of New Jersey, and thus far it is completely agreeable, much more so than possibly imagined.  I can foresee this summer being nothing short of fantastic. In line with this premonition, tonight promises to be our first night out big on the town. Hello Friday. Surely, something to look forward to.

-Juliet

Promising Future…

Fact: A guy made us dinner tonight… Avalon is shaping up suitably. Who knows what tomorrow has in store! -Juliet and Kelli

Avalon- Cooler By A Mile?

“Avalon’s claim that it is “Cooler by a Mile” stems from the fact that it extends one mile further into the ocean than neighboring resorts.”

While Avalon is “Cooler By A Mile” geographically, it is also just straight up “Cooler” than any other jersey shore locale. However, Avalon’s coolness is picking up quite slowly this summer. I’ve been living in Avalon every summer for four years…May is always a slow month, but May 2009 proves to be the slowest. It is now the last week in May and the weather sucks, the restaurants aren’t open, and the bar scene is dead ( NO ONE is here ! ). This makes the weeks go by so slowly that the weekends are the only thing making me stick around…. and my counterpart Juliet.

So, this is a message to everyone that thinks that Avalon is as cool as I do- COME HERE NOW!

Until then, I’m dying for Friday night when the “shoobies” come down to entertain me. Juliet and I are tired of getting drunk alone!

See you at The Princeton!

-Kelli