Monthly Archives: June 2009
Loving Avalon – Missing Kappa
The sun is out and we’re finally getting our tan on. Haven’t posted in a while – too busy partying I guess. Juliet and I went to Atlantic City to see T2 in IMAX the other day; I WAS THRILLED! We have a slew of new party spots so we’re really excited for the month of July. We hope some Kappa’s come and visit soon – we made some drunk dials the other night and took this “Randi and Shilpa” picture.
My name is Melanie, YEAH, I committed a felony!
My name is Kelli, YEAH, I wrestle in KY Jelly!
My name is Juliet, YEAH, I like to smoke cigarettes!
Shopping Trip Gone Wrong
After a day of sun, Juliet and I decided to go shopping. I got a dress, then we headed to Green Cuisine to get our Health Nut delicious shakes and some lunch. Lunch turned into a trip to Happy Hour – the trip to Happy Hour turned into a trip to The Beach Bar- The Beach Bar turned into 5 more drinks at The Princeton- The Princeton turned into Juliet with her face eating the pavement – Talk about a BUI.
Picture of injury to come…
After Hours
What I Learned Last Night…
1. Bring duct tape to Wing Night so you don’t lose your cup.
2. Other people actually quote the movie “Airplane” besides me.
3. Post-bar time is much more exciting than 11-2am.
4. Jose > ? < Patron…. it's all the same to me ( water ).
5. Challenging boys to 30 ft manuals isn’t dangerous.
………………..don’t put twinkies on your pizza. -Kelli
Wing Night 2009
It’s Tuesday night at last and we are thrilled to be getting our third cup of the summer. I can only imagine what our cups will say tonight….
Friday night… ’nuff said.
Rough Morning
I rode my bike to pick up my car at The Windrift this morning. It took about 45 minutes for me to figure out how to fit my bike into my car. I drove home covered in black bike goo. I realized I couldn’t run my fingers through my hair- somehow there was a huge hunk of gum stuck in it that I had been tossing and turning on all night. I checked my phone to see the damage; turns out the last text I sent last night was to Trevor – the winner of A Double Shot of Love. At least our Wing Night cup collection is growing, the newest addition reads “unbelievable” written in sharpy marker. -Kelli
FML
My Matthew Broderick swollen eye cream medicine. Took the words right out of my mouth medicine….touche. -Kelli
First Augies-Now Sea Isle
This new economic trend to change $1 expenses to $1.50 really has me peeved. Double you tee eff. On a recent trip to Sea Isle with no cash in purse – I somehow mustered up $1 in change to hand to the toll booth attendant. He regretably informed me that the price to travel from Sea Isle to Avalon changed to $1.50 per car in February, 2009. Luckily the passenger seat provided me with this $.50 cent invasion of my pocket…. but I’m not pleased Sea Isle, I’m not pleased at all! -Kelli
The REAL Jersey Shore 