Wing Night 2009

It’s Tuesday night at last and we are thrilled to be getting our third cup of the summer. I can only imagine what our cups will say tonight….

Friday night… ’nuff said.

Rough Morning

I rode my bike to pick up my car at The Windrift this morning. It took about 45 minutes for me to figure out how to fit my bike into my car. I drove home covered in black bike goo. I realized I couldn’t run my fingers through my hair- somehow there was a huge hunk of gum stuck in it that I had been tossing and turning on all night.  I checked my phone to see the damage; turns out the last text I sent last night was to Trevor – the winner of A Double Shot of Love. At least our Wing Night cup collection is growing, the newest addition reads “unbelievable” written in sharpy marker.  -Kelli

FML

My Matthew Broderick swollen eye cream medicine. Took the words right out of my mouth medicine….touche. -Kelli

First Augies-Now Sea Isle

This new economic trend to change $1 expenses to $1.50 really has me peeved. Double you tee eff. On a recent trip to Sea Isle with no cash in purse – I somehow mustered up $1 in change to hand to the toll booth attendant. He regretably informed me that the price to travel from Sea Isle to Avalon changed to $1.50 per car in February, 2009. Luckily the passenger seat provided me with this $.50 cent invasion of my pocket…. but I’m not pleased Sea Isle, I’m not pleased at all! -Kelli

The Slug!

After a superb night at The Princeton; Juliet and I decided to take our nightly swim. We jumped in the pool with Coors Light bottles in hand and recapped the weekend and the bachelor party antics we were a part of.  After a beautiful rendition of “I Want It That Way” we took a look at the water.  It was fate, we met a turtle! We drunkenly played with the turtle until we realized he had had enough of us and against our own intuitions we released him into the wild.  As the excitement faded, Juliet found something new to play with -a disgusting alien of a slug who must have been born in the pool because the instant he was out of the pool went into shock and died.  The slug will remain in his death spot, right outside of the pool to remind Juliet and I of how good life is ( until the sun shrivels him up of course).  As I see it… the slug has it way worse than me. Oh yeah, the slug reminds me of the movie The Faculty – anyone know what I’m talking about? -Kelli

Matthew Broderick in Election…

Good Morning New Jersey!  Spent the morning at The Avalon Medical Center… I’m a frequent visitor. Sorry to say that I look like Matthew Broderick in Election when he got stung by a bee on his eyelid. Allergic reaction…. ? To what? The Jersey Shore? -Kelli

We went out last night…

We used Bananagrams as a drinking game to pregame the bar last night, pretty successful. My winning board looked like this… -Kelli

Promising Future…

Fact: A guy made us dinner tonight… Avalon is shaping up suitably. Who knows what tomorrow has in store! -Juliet and Kelli

Avalon- Cooler By A Mile?

“Avalon’s claim that it is “Cooler by a Mile” stems from the fact that it extends one mile further into the ocean than neighboring resorts.”

While Avalon is “Cooler By A Mile” geographically, it is also just straight up “Cooler” than any other jersey shore locale. However, Avalon’s coolness is picking up quite slowly this summer. I’ve been living in Avalon every summer for four years…May is always a slow month, but May 2009 proves to be the slowest. It is now the last week in May and the weather sucks, the restaurants aren’t open, and the bar scene is dead ( NO ONE is here ! ). This makes the weeks go by so slowly that the weekends are the only thing making me stick around…. and my counterpart Juliet.

So, this is a message to everyone that thinks that Avalon is as cool as I do- COME HERE NOW!

Until then, I’m dying for Friday night when the “shoobies” come down to entertain me. Juliet and I are tired of getting drunk alone!

See you at The Princeton!

-Kelli