The Slug!

After a superb night at The Princeton; Juliet and I decided to take our nightly swim. We jumped in the pool with Coors Light bottles in hand and recapped the weekend and the bachelor party antics we were a part of.  After a beautiful rendition of “I Want It That Way” we took a look at the water.  It was fate, we met a turtle! We drunkenly played with the turtle until we realized he had had enough of us and against our own intuitions we released him into the wild.  As the excitement faded, Juliet found something new to play with -a disgusting alien of a slug who must have been born in the pool because the instant he was out of the pool went into shock and died.  The slug will remain in his death spot, right outside of the pool to remind Juliet and I of how good life is ( until the sun shrivels him up of course).  As I see it… the slug has it way worse than me. Oh yeah, the slug reminds me of the movie The Faculty – anyone know what I’m talking about? -Kelli