“Avalon’s claim that it is “Cooler by a Mile” stems from the fact that it extends one mile further into the ocean than neighboring resorts.”
While Avalon is “Cooler By A Mile” geographically, it is also just straight up “Cooler” than any other jersey shore locale. However, Avalon’s coolness is picking up quite slowly this summer. I’ve been living in Avalon every summer for four years…May is always a slow month, but May 2009 proves to be the slowest. It is now the last week in May and the weather sucks, the restaurants aren’t open, and the bar scene is dead ( NO ONE is here ! ). This makes the weeks go by so slowly that the weekends are the only thing making me stick around…. and my counterpart Juliet.
So, this is a message to everyone that thinks that Avalon is as cool as I do- COME HERE NOW!
Until then, I’m dying for Friday night when the “shoobies” come down to entertain me. Juliet and I are tired of getting drunk alone!
See you at The Princeton!
-Kelli
The REAL Jersey Shore 